Feels good to figure things by yourself without help uvu

tagged: +spen rambles 
orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

benruset:

Sky Ride.Asbury Park, NJ | 2013.

benruset:

Sky Ride.
Asbury Park, NJ | 2013.

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

Aug. 27 1:35 pm

justice4mikebrown:

My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

hydrolysedvegetableprotein:

potato man


IT’S HOLDING MY PEOPLE HOSTAGE

hydrolysedvegetableprotein:

potato man

IT’S HOLDING MY PEOPLE HOSTAGE

themadkingreigns:

This is the greatest Youtuber of All Time

Congratulations to (finally) reaching 1 million subscribers, Cr1tikal!