the smaller graffiti on the doors say “bisogna stare in silenzio quando i bambini dormono… non quando muoiono!” aka “you need to be quiet when children are sleeping… not when they’re dying!”
Reblogging this because my entire life, all of my bows have looked like my shoelaces. Wrapping presents is going to be so much more aesthetically pleasing now
This is actually very normal human behavior. It’s just that most people (in the USA) think “Jesus strengthens me” instead of “I am a pikmin, dandori time”
This is literally why stories and fantasy are so useful to humans. We cannot tackle every mundane challenge with enthusiasm, and facing against profoundly daunting tasks can be deeply demoralizing, and you don’t get to feel cool or heroic for filing 400 pieces of paperwork.
We arm ourselves with stories and fantasy, so that the laundry can become a charming hurdle to overcome, and the daunting stack of bills is the leviathan we the brave knights must slay.
Humans have always been like this. So many cultures have stories or mythology or even rituals about literally embodying another being better suited to the challenge one currently faces.
hey does anyone know the best size enclosure for my new medieval knight? i want him to have enough space to wander around and go on quests
This is why inexperienced owners should never get a knight. For proper knight care you should have at LEAST a kingdom for him to roam in. Also, a lot of new owners overlook the fact that knights are social animals. If you just have one knight in your kingdom, he will live an incredibly unhappy life. You will need to provide him with at least one other knight to have homoerotic tension with while they quest together, or at least to miss and think about while on seperate quests. Preferrably, you should have at least as many knights as you do seats at the round table you should be providing for them. Its just so sad when people adopt knights without even considering their optimal habitat beforehand. ADOPT RESPONSIBLY!!!!
You should also consider investing in a Perlesvaus-brand self-rearranging forest. By working off of narrative logic rather than traditional geographical logic, it allows a theoretically infinite number of quests within an apparently-finite space. Excellent enrichment for your knights.
“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go